J's Red Room

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 06:34:06 GMT

I WILL TEH SKULL FUCKING TO YOU!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Drink Beer.

J

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 16:23:26 GMT

For all American voting, I telling you to voting not for fucking idiot Bush man. Voting for Kerry to being cool! Japan not liking Bush family because they always fucking vomiting on our leaders! FUCK! NO MORE PUKE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Paid for by the J for the Kerry/Edwards '04 thing...HAHA...is only joke...but really, VOTE KERRY!!

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 16:56:02 GMT

Is all being the fucking sad for dying of SUPERMAN!!!! He was nice guy. I cannot pulling off spandex and cape look like he can and saving world. You know he catching small boy when he falling over Niggela Falls (sp???)?? I will lighting many candle for remembering great man!!!

Dean Cain is a fucking bitch!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nair is fucking BURNING LIKE FUCKING HELL!!! FUCK!!

I'M FUCKING OLD!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 21:17:51 GMT

Thank you all for giving me the many happy birthdays and help on lip herpes here! I will fucking making out with you!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Make big party yesterday...big fucking party for OLD MAN!!
Monkey giving me big fucking bag of DEPENDS for gift and laughing fucking much.
Feeling the much older now, maybe breaking hip onstage???HAHAHAHA!! It making me sad!! I being the bad 40 in few years!!! NOOOOOOO FUCK NOOOOOOO!!!! Will having many persons giving me the fucking sponge bath HAHAHAHAHA!!! Is not fucking cool, SEXY HOT J get old, cannot wearing the tight pant soon, make all fucking sad!!! FUCK!!

Peace,
Old Man J :'(

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 02:40:03 GMT

I having the very fucking painful cold sore on top lip. I wanting to fucking bite it off but Ino telling me to because making it the fucking worse!! He giving me Buristex and it not fucking worked! FUCK YOU BURISTEX!!
So I fucking bited it and it fucking pop, and fucking come back and hurting more!! And it bringing more friends to hurting lips! Now I having many cold sore and fucking pissing me off. FUCK YOU LIP HERPES!!

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 02:27:38 GMT

HOW ALL MY BROS??? FUCK YEAH!! New album coming out soon!!FUCKING HOT!!RED ROOM TOUR II happening TOO!!FUCK!! Is all fucking great with all you fucking SUPPORT AND PARTY!! YEAH!!!

Being fucking busy and having to taking care of fucking Monkey all time. Is not knowing why but he staying with me lots but he having fucking nicer house than me!!! He keep saying he over Sugi but that being the BULLSHIT!! SUGI COME BACK AND TAKING YOUR MONKEY BACK OR I FUCKING KICK YOU IN YOU FUCKING BALLS HAHAHAHAH!!! But is cool because Monkey is fucking party with me HAHAHAHA!! He is lightweight and can't taking too much BEER!!! He is like little fucking girl!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Is joke!! HAHAHA!! Monkey bring over fucking pet monkey now and pissing me off because it mess all over fucking place!! I wanting to fucking throw it out fucking window, but then Monkey getting fucking mad HAHAHA! Is ok but you can't telling Monkey that I make big fucking cigarette hole in his silk boxer!! I not knowing I do it and it fucking happen...now has big fucking hole in ass!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But he not knowing because he thinking he wearing his thong!! HAHAHA!! Oops!! I not supposed to tellign all he wearing fucking thong!! HAHAHA!!FUCK!!SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

ALL COME PARTY NOW YES????!!!!

Where being my Ino-chan =::::(

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 16:05:47 GMT

Is fucking sorry for not update in long fucking time...espeshally to this asshole. HAHAHA!! I being the fucking busy all time, but I not fucking forgetting all my friend here!!We all FUCKING PARTY!!!YEAH!!!HAHAHA!!You all coming here (not the asshole, you is not invited!) and we all PARRRRTTTTTYYY and I BRINGING BEER!!! I fucking loving you all!!

Ok, now for fucking update. New single NOWHERE come out on 4-14. It fucking HOT!!! And you all getting ready for RED ROOM TOUR??? Is gonna be fucking NONSTOP FUCKING PARTY!! HAHA!!

Is having fucking problem, tho. I having the fucking toenail problem of the ingrowing and is fucking hurting all time!! I not knowing what to fucking doing!! I get it out by myself and I thinking it better, but then it coming back the fucking worse!!!FUCK!! Is anyone knowing what this is and what I can fucking doing??

Also, if anyone finding the Sugi, sending him over to the Monkey because he not leaving my house with the crying and whining and I wanting to fucking hit him with bat HAHAHAHA!!

PEACE!!

Tue, 25 Nov 2003 05:23:07 GMT

FUCK!!!

AHHHHH!!!!!

Sun, 31 Aug 2003 02:07:09 GMT

Ino-chan not being FUCKING home!!!!!!!!!I wanna FUCKITYFUCKFUCKYFUCK NOWWWW!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!! NOT FUCKING FAIR!!! HAHAHA!! FUCK!!! I going taking the cold shower soon :(

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 11 Aug 2003 19:46:08 GMT

is DREAD day!! HAHAHA!! I am the fucking old man today!!FUCKING SUCK!!!Will not being able to putting on GREAT HOT FUCKING LIVE because old man breaking hip onstage HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! FUCK THAT!!It will being HOTTER!! And if I do breaking hip you all catch me!!!HAHAHA!!!FUCKFUCK!! I getting the VERY TRASHED tonight!! Having all friend over to having BIG FUCKING PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! All invited!! We having GREAT BIG SUPER FUCKING BEER BONG!!!!!!All come and partying with the old man, but all having to leave when Ino-chan come >;) He giving me bestest birthday gift of fucking always!!YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKFUCKFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Maybe if all much drunk you can joining in too ;) HAHA!! Is joke, or is it???HAHAHA!!You all will seeing!!!
Also, he say it being the secret but Hisa-kun saying when he coming he bringing the special happy plant??!??! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! He just trying to be the COOL!! Will seeing though!!! PEACE!!

HAHAHAHAHA

Fri, 08 Aug 2003 19:19:54 GMT

HAHA!! No much fucking time to tlaking because the much fucking busy! I trying to making new curse word to make sounding cool!! Helping your BLOODBRO out!! I make words like FUCKSHIT and FUCKHOLE and sound FUCKING HOT!!How about SHITCAN BITCHWAD PRICKFACEASSBASTARD HAHAHAHAHAHA!! It much fun, no???HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! OH! I come up with new one by looking into kitchen!! SINKFUCKER!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! Ok, that one not being the too good!! But helping me out to making lives all the cool with new hot words!! HAHAHAHA!! Peace!!!
FUCKBLENDERASS!!! Yes? No? HAHAH!!

GO WITH THE DEVIL!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Thu, 05 Jun 2003 18:29:15 GMT

Being fucking long time to update, no?? Is much the busy busy fucking busy!!! You all hearing of summer tour?? You all being there to FUCKING PARTY!!!HAHAHAHA!! And CRACK TRACKS II is in the completion being the release soon!! Is FUCKING BADASS!!!All with new fucking style!!FUCK YEAH!!! You thinking last year tour being the hot??This will be fucking FIRE!!HAHAHAHA!! Is gonna be a FUCKING blast!! RISE HIGHER AND HIGHER ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!

Been also trying deveroping new drink to PAAAARRRTTAYYY!! Ino-chan trying make drink but not turning out too fucking good!!HAHAHAH!! He making much good try though!!HAHAHAHA!!! I not having much the sucess with the making of the good fucking drink!! Is wanting something fucking HARD and fucking GOOD!! HAHAHA!! Is anyone having the recipes for such a drink?? I needing much fucking help!! HAHAHAHA!!

ROLL WITH THE DEVIL!! HA!!

Tue, 04 Mar 2003 20:34:24 GMT

Ok I making bet of fucking LIFETIME!!HAHAHAHA!! How many thinking I will be able to kicking Teru's ass???HAHAHAHA!! Will be fun, no?? HAHAHAH!!

Monkey saying I should not kicking his fucking ass because I only wanting do it because I not seeing Ken in long time for me to kicking HIS ass!!HHAHAHAHHAHA!! But Teru fill in because he make fun of Jun's teeth because he is jealous!! HAHAHAHA!!
BE READY FATTY!!!HAHAHAHHA!!!

Teru not read below special line
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P.S. This is secret for to not telling Teru...I is kidding about kicking ass and wanting him to worry so can make big joke...shhhhhhhhhh ^__________^ Teru not able to seeing this thing, right? FUCK!! >.< How to fucking delete?????

HAPPY FUCKING V-DAY!!!!!!!!

Sat, 15 Feb 2003 20:42:55 GMT

HAHA!! I have making late entry because having much busy! HAHAH! How was you fucking day of valentine???? Mine VERY FUCKING nice ;D You ask Ino-chan, we have nice day HAHAHHAHAHA!!
I doing much work for all of you to make the FUCKING GREAT ROCK for your BLOOD to RUSH!!HAHAHAHAHA!! You all keep giving your bloodbro your encouragement! We make this the BEST!! Also giving me thoughts you having on new musics...HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE??HAHAHA!!! PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Is looking for Sugi but cannot find for Monkey. He is VERY FUCKING sad without his Sugi. Please help find!!

Another fucking thing, for to not be mean, but please do stop sending big fucking packages of Valentine sweets to Teru because he breaking Jun's furniture because of gaining the fat butt HAHAHAHAHHAA!! >;)

Tue, 31 Dec 2002 03:20:00 GMT

HAHHAHAHAHA!!!Did you all have HAPPY FUCKING CHRISTMAS???!!You all coming to COUNTDOWN GIG TONIGHT?????It fucking CRAZY!!!! and UNSTOPPABLE til we his the MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR!! We will fucking PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!We start new year with FUCKING BLAST!!!!HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Bring all beer and I will letting you backstage!! You will giving it to Teru because he being back there away from the Ami taking all beer for party!!WE FUCKING FUCK PARTY FUCK!!!AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!I all CRAZY and HYPE!!!I is already feeling HEAT and BLOOD!! You all come and feeling it too!!!FUCK!!!!

Only having one problem.....who is person I will to kissing at midnight???? Is always getting the FUCKING HORNY at the midnight on new year!! BEWARE!!!HAHAHA!! PEACE!!

Mon, 09 Dec 2002 14:15:41 GMT

HAHAHAHA!! Long time no see BROTHERS!! Have you checking out new album UNSTOPPABLE DRIVE??? It is fucking HOT!!HAHAHHAHAHAH!! Go and telling me what you THINK!! Is much news all of late and have been working VERY HARD!! I having not seeing many old friends. All is too fucking busy. I did never thinking that would miss so much. But is also meaning more time to making the best fucking ROCK for YOU!!HAHAHAHHA!!
I having time to myself today because Yukibitch goes out to the shopping. I having very bad pain in tummy and having the gas. I thinking Yuki try poisoning me when she feeding me the thing call enchiradas on the last night. Stupid bitch >=(
I needing that pink fliud that making feel better...what it called? I go lie down now on couch now. Peace!!

Sun, 03 Nov 2002 22:04:55 GMT

Do not listening to anything he say because my fucking package always the bigger!!
>:( HAHAHAHAHHA!!! EVERY FUCKING YEAR!!HAHAHHA!!!

PLEASE HELP!!!!!

Mon, 14 Oct 2002 12:56:44 GMT

I having catched my fucking nipple ring on blanket and can't getting it off ;_; Someone please coming over to fucking helping me!!!!!!!!!!!;_;

FUCK!!!

Wed, 02 Oct 2002 18:39:51 GMT

THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!Teru have making sex with the Ami and now she is pregnant with BABY!!He is packing to moving to taking care of Ami when she having fucking pregnant hormonal woman rage! And now Yuki is coming BACK!!!FUCK!!!;_;I am not wanting this!! Is all Teru's fault!! I wanting know when Teru having fucking time to doing this with the Ami!!!Do I having to wash and spray sheets in guestroom????FUCKKK!!!!!!! Now cannot having Ino-chan over all time now that Yukibitch will be back ;_; It all back to when all was bad time. THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!!!Will having to buy more air fresheners so can hiding fishy smell of Yuki. Son of a FUCKING BITCH!!(HAHAHA!!is joke I make because if Ami having son HAHAHAHAHA!!!Is funny, no?)

THANK YOU TERU FOR PLAYING "HIDE THE MAGIC RAINBOW ROLL" WITH THE AMI!

Sat, 28 Sep 2002 17:37:14 GMT

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Today is the GREATEST FUCKING DAY!!! It is day of the birth 32 years ago of my Ino-chan! He is still looking the MUCH FUCKING YOUNG and lookings the sweeter EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!I will going laters to making the special gift for my Ino-chan the he never fucking forget!!!!>=)
I LOVE you Ino for ALWAYS!!!YOU IS ALWAYS MY SWEET!!!HAHAHAHA!!!!!!<br>
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We will also trying to get big party with the much drinking!!HAHAHAHA!!! AND MONKEY!!!!!!!You better coming this time >=(

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OW!!

Thu, 12 Sep 2002 13:21:52 GMT

MY HEAD IS FUCKING HURT!!Because SOMEONE leaving fucking water on in tub and I going in bathroom to shaving and slipping on much water on the fucking floor and hitting head on sink or other fucking hard thing!!FUCK!! I thinking I lay on floor for long time and not remember but good thing that is day that Ino-chan come over and spending little time with me because he finding me on fucking floor and taking me to fucking hospital! HAHAHAHA!!I having getting the 2 STITCHES in HEAD!!!HAHAHAHAHA!! Good thing is that Ino-chan taking more time from studios now ;) He can making visit maybe 2 little times in a week but is better than before!! Now I is all alone in house with my stitches and I writing more music for all of YOU to make good in the studio!!! I is waiting for the Teru to get home so I can paying him back >=D HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Maybe will calling Monkey over to hanging out because he is missing his Sugi and is much the lonely. Sugi working much with his SUPER LOVE and Monkey is alone again. So I will keeping him company today when is not busy!HAHAHAHA!!! I will showing him my fucking stitches too HAHAHAHA!!

Sat, 31 Aug 2002 16:45:12 GMT

Did ya'll check all the fucking gigs????HAHAHA!!It was ROCK!! Was like ELECTRIC!!I still feel the BUZZ!!!I am UP AND GOING and making the BEST FUCKING MUSICS for YOU ALL BROS!!!Now will having time to get back in studio and have some fucking friend times too! Have you all gaved a listen to CRACK TRACKS?? Is fucking BEST!!!!YEAH!! You fucking listen and become part of the ROCK!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!

I am not seeing Ino-chan often ;_; He is much fucking busy in studio with Ken >=( They having new album out soon and I still saying that they can fucking take break and PARTY, but then Ino-chan yelling and getting mad at me and saying "We having important things to do and cannot party all the time!" Then he leaving and I having not seeing him since then ;_; So fucking sorry I wanted to having fun with friends and having time with Ino-chan. Now I am eating much sweets that Teru making and he saying that I cannot eating so much of the sweet because I will getting fat and not be the S~E~X~Y~~ anymore ;_; And then he telling me not to being sad about Ino and saying it is just Ino time of month so he be bitchy like fucking Yuki and the Ami. But I thinking that only happen with the fucking womans, is right?? I am not knowing what to doing and hoping Ino-chan not being mad at me long.

Wed, 21 Aug 2002 16:06:17 GMT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Gotting fucking computer fixed FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!HAHHAHAHA!! So now I can bugging you all more!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!!First off I late thanking all friends for all birthday wishes that meaning a lot to me!They keeping me going!!!! Is much of them!!!!!HAHAHAHA!!Make me feeling much liked!!!!^____^ ROCK ON AND PARTY HARD!!!

Now I telling about fucking party, but do not remembering all so will telling all can!!!HAHAHAHA!!I remembering Ino-chan and Ken coming, and all time they seem rushed and having to trying sitting them down!! Ino-chan did not drinking at all =( But Ken had a fucking case with me!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!And all time when Sugi showing up, he having the pout that is when he sad because of the Monkey not being there! He bitch like fucking WOMAN!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Then he getting much drunked and he trying to touching my Ino-chan and I beating him many time with papertowel roll >=( But I did not expecting Shinya to coming and starting to beating Sugi with pillow and other soft thing!!!HAHAHAHAHAH!!Was funny!!!He wanting to knowing what Sugi doing with ROD!!HAHAHAHA!!Will be hush hush ;) Then they getting plate food and dips and sauces that Teru-kun making and throwing it all around.HAHAHHAHAHAH!!FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!Some of stuff getting on computer and making smoke and computer not work after that!The fire alarm going off and Teru run out of house with pants down from the upstairs and a person following but cannot seeing because of smoke...or is because I cannot remembering!HAHAHAHA!!I think I not remembering because I knowing they come in and I not remembering who. Is when things come all fuzzy and all I can remembering is Ino-chan's special gift >=D
Then I waking up and I not seeing Ino anywheres...and I do not seeing Ken! I getting mad and suspicious then but then I knowing that they lefting to Hong Kong so then I feeling better.^_^ Big mess after party and Teru helping cleaning up and we finding drunk Takuro under couch and he is passed out!!HAHAHAHA!!We picking him up and throw him in tub and turn water on and he jump like fucking fish!!!HAHAHHAHAHA!!!
That is most of party from what I can remembering. If I remembering more I will telling.

So how many having tickets to the NEW 5 DAYS?? Is starting tomarrow!!!!!Is much fucking hyped and will trying to match or making this show BETTER than the straight 5 days!!!Do you thinking we can do it?? YOU FUCKING BETTER!!!HAHAHAHA!!!It will be a PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!I hoping I fucking seeing you all there, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!PEACE!!!!!

Tue, 13 Aug 2002 17:13:27 GMT

Is much fucking tired after BIG GREAT ROCK PARTY!!But I not knowing who breaking my computer so I using Teru-kun PDA to writing now!!FUCK!!HAHAHAA!!!Will telling more about party when get computer fixed...now must go finding Ino because I not knowing where he went...I thinking he playing fucking hide and fucking seek!!HAHAA!!PEACE!!

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 11 Aug 2002 17:54:08 GMT

IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Is another year old but still feeling much fucking YOUNG!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!I cannot WAITING for party!!!!!!!Is much fucking excited. Teru will making all nice foods and Shinya bringing some too???? Will being MUCH FUCKING PARTY WITH FUCKING DRUNK!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!Will being the GREATEST FUCKING PARTY EVER!!!!!!!!!!! But do not calling polices if you hearing us being much fucking loud!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I am also excited for present from Ino-chan ;)

Now will going to fucking sleep so I can having much energy for party!!!I dont knowing if I can sleeping!!!!HAHAHAHA!!Is much fucking HYPED UP!!HAHAHA!!

Uh oh...better going to bed...I thinking I waking Teru up...he is saying he needing his fucking beauty sleep in case Hisa-kun showing up ;) HAHAHHAHAHA!!Ok ok... I going now!!PEACE!!